Chris's
work in film
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Format:
Review:
What I think of the show overall
Chris's role
: About the character and the acting
Candy:
I'd say "eye candy," but I'm including auditory joys as well
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The real Derek Bentley, who died 28 January 1953
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Let Him
Have It
Chris's first film. He was cast partially on the basis of being unknown. It's based on the true story of a young man hanged for a murder he didn't commit. Review
Chris's role
Dedication to the truth is one of this things I love about Chris. But nothing can change the fact that Derek Bentley was killed, and was innocent. His friend murdered a cop, but the law murdered him. Candy
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Chris's portrayal
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| Revengers
Tragedy
An adaptation of a play that was very popular in 1607, now set in post-apocalyptic Liverpool. Review
It only gets better. Cut inside the bus,
where everyone is dead, or almost everyone...
...taking a brief break to beat up some thugs who think he’s from London (and without any martial arts training!). I’ve mentioned the unbelievable soundtrack and visuals. Colorful sets, both literally and figuratively. Lots of great acting, too; the costar is Eddie Izzard, and Derek Jacobi also has a significant role. The script is mostly the original text, with some words changed to match the setting, and some new lines that completely drop the style of the play and often include foul language. And it’s funny! The play was considered the work of a lunatic for a while, but recently critics decided it was actually meant to be a black comedy, and they identified the anonymous writer as Thomas Middleton. I should think the choice of character’s names – basically, descriptions of them in Italian – would have made it obvious this was meant to be funny. Chris’s role
He’s mad as a hatter, though he manages to contain it until he actually starts planning the murder of the killer (with the assistance of his brother and sister). He does care about the living, too; while plotting revenge, he also has to protect his sister from unwanted attention from his own employer. Candy
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Lasts about 30 seconds. Boethius, the out-of-work philosopher (well, that’s the name he gives, anyway). He wasn’t even credited for the role, just given “special thanks.” He showed up one night as a favor to the producer, sat on the sidewalk, asked for some spare change, and then gave Tony Wilson a speech about the cycles of joy and pain throughout history. So why is this so high on the list? I wrote a whole short story inspired by that scene. (No, you can’t see it. It’s not finished yet. But if I get it right, it could be the best thing I’ve ever written.) Candy
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returning to his wife...
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Chris’s role
He finally returns from the war; she finds him one night in the mist. But he’s seen too much horror and can’t seem to bring his mind home with him. And when he learns his wife’s secret, he can’t bring himself to stay.
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The uncle holds the baby at a bris.
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A Price Above Rubies
This is another case in which the film belongs to the female lead; here it’s Renee Zellweger. She plays a New York Jew dissatisfied with her marriage and her religion. Her brother-in-law offers her a chance to expand her horizons through a job in his jewelry shop, but to keep it, she has to shag him whenever he asks. Review
Chris’s role
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First encounter; so far she doesn't mind.
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| 28 Days Later
A zombie movie brought to us by the producer and director of Shallow Grave, but with a different writer. Review
Chris’s role
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Candy : Well, if you like men in uniform, and if you like buzz cuts (I usually don’t, but Chris can pull it off), you’ll like his look in this one. Somehow he looked both strong and delicate. It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, I know, and yet it’s not at all unusual for Chris. |
| Gone in 60 Seconds
The car-stealing action film with Nicolas Cage. Yes, Chris was actually in that, though he said he only took the role out of boredom. Review: Not the best action flick, but surprisingly funny, and I did get into the story. Chris’s role: The crime lord Raymond Calitri, who forces Nick Cage’s character to steal 50 cars for him or watch his brother (who had already failed the job) die. He loves wood (so why is he in the stolen car business? I don’t know) and actually makes furniture, and a coffin to drive his point home about the brother. Not a lot of depth, or a lot of screen time. Suave but scary. Candy: He gets to hit Nick Cage (and then get beaten up by him); panic attack when Nick breaks his latest woodworking project; tirade about why he hates the US; death scene (and we know how Chris enjoys those). |
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eXistenZ
A sci-fi film about a virtual reality game. Review: Fantastic ending, but to get to it, you have to sit through a lot of bad performances by a lot of good actors. There's a reason this is at the bottom of the list. Chris’s role: “I had a lot to do in that first scene in the church, but I thought the character was boring.” That's all I'm going to say. Candy: Well, he’s in it… I guess that’s something. And the incredibly lucky Jude Law got to hold him when he got shot. |